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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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