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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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