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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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