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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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