Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.