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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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