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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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