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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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