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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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