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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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