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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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