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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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