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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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