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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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