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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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