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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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