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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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