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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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