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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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