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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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