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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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