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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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