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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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