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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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