Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.