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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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