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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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