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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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