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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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