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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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