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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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