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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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