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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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