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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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