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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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