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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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