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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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