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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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