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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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