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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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