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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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