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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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