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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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