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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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