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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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