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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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