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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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