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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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