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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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