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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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