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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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