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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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