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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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