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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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