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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Akira
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a cow 🐮
a lion 🦁
a rhinoceros 🦏
a cheetah 😺
a bull 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a hyena 🐺
a velociraptor 🦖
an ostrich 🐦
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