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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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